Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The Truth

Ladies and gentlemen who read this blog (all 2 of you). I am taking just a few minutes to tell the truth and to tell the "Rest of the Story." As many of you know this weekend the Davis family traveled to Columbus to celebrate Bro Bob Thompson's 40 years of dedicated service as the pastor at Bethel Holiness Church. I must confess that at times I felt overwhelmed by being back in the church where it all started spiritually for me. To be there once again with people who I grew up around and love and have the highest respect for as both mentors and as friends. People like Sis Amour, Bobbie and Wanda Greathouse, Dottie Roth, Bro and Sis Hight, Sonji Osborn, Janie Wetheral, Harold and Annette Killinger, Chuck and Mary Jane McGuire, Bro and Sis Vernon Shockley, Jay and Brenda Pitcher and of course Bro and Sis Bob Thompson. I also enjoyed being there with some of the younger people (clear my throat) like Jonathan and Karen Walden, Paul Armour, Amy (?) Speers, Darin and Amy Shear, Randy and Missy Dunn and of course my beautiful young and attractive wife (that is Angie).

In the morning service Bro Avery did an outstanding job as he always does with his message. The afternoon meal was wonderful and the ladies of the church truly did a wonderful job.

Now there is rumor out in the blog world concerning one very distinguished visitor that I feel I must protect his honor. It has been mentioned on a certain blog that spreads false things that Bro Steve Hight was a frequent flier at the dessert table. I know for quite certain that this saintly man was not partaking in such false activities as are alleged on certain doodle blogs. This saintly man was deep in prayer and how do I know you ask...because he was standing next to me. This man prayed like no man has ever prayed in a fellowship hall....God bless his dear soul. My prayers are for that wicked, worldly blog site that spreads false accusations on godly people such as Bro Hight. Speaking of spreading false things and worldly doodling blog sites.....Another false rumor being spread is about another godly man....Jonathan Walden. This dear man worked so hard on the afternoon service and what did he get for all his hard work....phewwwww. People criticizing all the time and energy that Jonathan put into putting together this wonderful program. People then making fun of his ability to inject humor into the service by staging a time where a made light of the fact that someone snuck in and changed his pages....I think that I heard some snickering coming from the back of the church from someone in black and hot pink suit....that evil person I have a feeling works with that evil doodle blog person knocking down spiritual people that just try to do good. I peronally liked the page tearing effect it brought a sense of ..........turning a page in history..,.it was almost made me want to cry. Needless to say my dear friend Jonathan did an outstanding job and I personally think that his mother-in-law (Shelia Thompson) also did an outstanding job with her part of the day. Over all the weekend was a great success and when I finally hit 40 years of service I hope that Bro Hight and Jonathan are there for me...because I know that after a couple of people read this they will be doing my eulogy. And folks that is the "Rest of the Story."

82 comments:

Angie Davis said...

I don't know what blesses my heart more: your gift for complete baloney, or your heartless murdering of the English language and people's proper names. I love you, silly man!

And Bro. Hight left you right after he said the blessing. Pretty sure he was headed for the dessert table!

Karen Walden said...

Oh dear...the tales of this day are only getting worse!!! I must get this Picasa thing figured out and tell the complete truth on my blog very soon!!!

I have a couple of VERY GOOD pictures of you Gene!!! Revenge cometh!!!

Gene Davis said...

So you are the wicked worldy doodle blog person....I see you won't stop with those men but now you move on to me. I'll take your harsh comments along side those other godly men.

Karen Walden said...

By the way...that was a black suit with a very thin hot pink stripe! You made it sound hideous!! :)

Michelle said...

Whatever, Gene. I prefer Angie's side!

And the typos are hilarious. We were just talking about spelling and grammar....

I can't wait to see pics, Karen!

Gene Davis said...

And now I see that you must have been that other snickering person who works along side that wicked blogger.

Angie Davis said...

Okay, Honey, the more I read this one, the funnier it gets. Please don't ever stop sharing your talent for muddled alphabet soup with the world. :o)

Gene Davis said...

Michelle I would not hang around those other two nor defend them....they are trouble.

Jonathan Walden said...

I knew you would get the story right Gene. I appreciate your version and the conspiracy about the pages has some solid possibilities. Oh and by the way, next time YOU are at our church...I totally have you covered. You will not have to sing or testify or donate money...the other thing that lives close to you had better be ready for anything!

Angie Davis said...

Keep typing, Arvel. You can only help my cause...

Gene Davis said...

Please don't make her pay money or donate because I will have to give her the money. She keeps asking me when you all will ask her to sing a solo. Her dream is to sing a special at Bethel by herself.

Angie Davis said...

"Peronally"--a French word for "husband-who-cannot-spell".

Karen Walden said...

I am begging for the picture of Gene from our church directory. Jonathan has it on his computer and said, "No, Gene's my buddy. I'm in his Amen corner!" Make me sick! I'll get it though!!!

Gene Davis said...

The wick woman has put a curse on my spelling I am actually an English major. Someone please help me!!!!!!

Angie Davis said...

Oh, oh--I've got it! Now where'd I put the scanner...

Karen Walden said...

Be sure that Angie comes to sing on my weekend off! I have to hear her sing alone there! I'll have my Dad get with you to put her on the schedule...

Jonathan Walden said...

I will have the music ready for her to sing the song, "He" as a solo for the next big outing we have. May have certain guitarist lurking in the background to help her keep on track.

Angie Davis said...

Honey, your spelling was cursed LONG before I arrived!

Gene Davis said...

Sorry it was to be wicked woman...I told you she is evil.

Angie Davis said...

Some men will do anything to get blog readers! Completely shameless...

Karen Walden said...

I can't believe how many comments you have gotten in just a few short minutes Gene!!! :)

Angie Davis said...

Jonathan, can that guitarist spell better than Gene and read better than you?

Jonathan Walden said...

and ye shall know the truth and the truth....

Gene Davis said...

I am glad that people are finally seeing what I have to put up with all the time. I sure could use an Elvis song about now.

Angie Davis said...

...and the truth shall not be found on this blog!

Angie Davis said...

And who on earth is Shelia Thompson. Does Bro. Bob have another wife I don't know about? :)

Jonathan Walden said...

I doubt it Angie, pretty sure Gene and I have at least a combined twelve years of college!

I think you are the one that shuffled my pages now...so evil.

Gene...How does "Are You Lonesome Tonight" sound...good plan perhaps?!?

Angie Davis said...

Oh goody, matching degrees in Professional Gooberology. No wonder you two get along so well!

Gene won't be lonely tonight. I'm a devoted wife: I'll be right beside him tonight--spelling everyone's name out loud CORRECTLY!

Michelle said...

Sorry Gene - I've gotta side with the girls on this one!

You are one "wick" man!

Karen Walden said...

If we are totaling up years of college, Angie and I aren't far behind you two!!! Obviously though, years of college doesn't necessarily mean you have to be able to read or write to obtain a Master's Degree!!!

Gene Davis said...

Michelle I will speak to your father about not sticking up for him or for me. Shame on you!!!!

Angie Davis said...

Pretty sure both those guys got their degrees from a small package in the bottom of a cereal box...

Jonathan Walden said...

Karen it does not count when you repeat years of college!!!

Angie Davis said...

Go ahead, Gene: you'll find Bro. Hight at the dessert table!

Michelle said...

Gene - I am a grown woman and make my own decisions. Rodney can sometimes persuade me in a different direction but not always....

Angie Davis said...

Gene, Sweetie, you're old and I'm tired. Don't you think we should get some sleep? It might help your grasp of the English language. Then again, maybe not...

Michelle said...

While eagerly anticipating the next comment, I trolled down to your previous post and read those comments. I would like to know what a trach can is and a nopail. Pretty please?

Angie Davis said...

Yes, Michelle dear, he's the literary gift that just keeps on giving, isn't he?

Karen Walden said...

Elvis dear...If you recall, I graduated 10 years ago. You're the one who took so many years to finish up! And Gene is still at it! Pretty sure Angie has been done for a long time too!!! Clearly, you men are the ones struggling all along!

Gene Davis said...

Angie shall we talk about all your blonde moments? I hope you know i am holding back some very good comments!!!!

Angie Davis said...

Arvel, Sweetheart, are you holding back out of kindness, or just because you don't know how to spell all the words?!

Gene Davis said...

Evil woman!!!!!!!!!

Angie Davis said...

Undecided blog readers are invited to peruse a recent post by my dear husband. Under the title "Our Summer: Part One", there is a delightful line. It reads: "Please bare with me..." I think it speaks for itself...

Michelle said...

I'm going to have to drum up some sort of blog award for your blog Gene. I'm sure we can come up with something clever.

Karen Walden said...

Do you proof-read all of his papers for school Angie???

Michelle said...

LOL!!

I will help bear your burden here, Angie!

Angie Davis said...

The award can read "Bearly Abel Two Spel".

Angie Davis said...

Yes, I did proofread for him in college AND last semester. See why?

Jonathan Walden said...

Oh that's right you are the OLD one that graduated so long ago!! Gene and I have to keep adding diplomas to the wall to keep up with our respective spouse's taste in dooney and bourke, louie vuitton, and countless other fashions....oh and yes its spelled right too girls!!

Michelle said...

Let's get out the graphics program and roll with it Angie.

Michelle said...

But they aren't capitalized, Jonathan.

Angie Davis said...

Let's make a matching trophy for Elvis too, shall we? If he bought a purse that reads Louie Vuitton, he got ripped off!!!

Gene Davis said...

And your point????? Mrs Davis you are doing exactly what I was trying to state in my post. There are people who try to do good and then there are people who like to point out people's faults and sometimes failures. Just keep on pointing....I'm a man (one that can't spell, but a man and I can take it).

Angie Davis said...

Jonathan dear, that's Louis Vuitton. Just for the record...

Angie Davis said...

Mr. Davis, DEAR, you made it clear that the whole point of your blog is to point out MY faults and failures. I'm just graciously providing you with better material...

Karen Walden said...

2 pea's in a pod aren't they, Angie! :)

Angie Davis said...

A mismatched pair of weasels!

Angie Davis said...

Climb off your broom and come to bed, Arvel. It's late and my stomach hurts from laughing at you!

Jonathan Walden said...

that explains the discount I got in China...Louie must be the lesser brother of the family...

burying my head in a pillow now

Angie Davis said...

Did you buy your Rollx there too, Elvis?

Angie Davis said...

Oh my word! Gene has actually gone to get the dictionary! Laughing my head off!

Jonathan Walden said...

All four of them, but they are spelled right!

Angie Davis said...

You wouldn't know the right spelling if it was tattooed on your forehead!

Karen Walden said...

You think his first clue would've been when they told him the purse was only $20.00

Ask him how well those authentic watches keep time...

Gene Davis said...

My thoughts and prayers are with you my fellow martyr....Saint Jonathan!!!!!

Angie Davis said...

Which of those words did you need the dictionary for, Gene?

Karen Walden said...

How is Gene going to be able to find the word he is looking for???

Angie Davis said...

I'm just curious about whether he was struggling over "and", "are", or "you" on that one.

Karen Walden said...

I bet I know...

Michelle said...

My bet goes with "martyr".

Angie Davis said...

He was probably going to put a Q in martyr.

Karen Walden said...

Congratulations Gene! A new Blog record for you!!!

I am signing off to hit Elvis with my fake purse!

Angie Davis said...

And I'm signing off to take the dictionary away from Arvel before he hurts himself!

Jonathan Walden said...

That's gonna leave a mark!!

Next trip to China will not include any gifts for Karen or Angie...

Gene, would you like a Rolex?

Angie Davis said...

Oh no, and I was so counting on a Louie Vuitton purse just like Karen's...

Goodnight, all!

Carol said...

What a hilarious conversation thread!
Gene, I too am married to a man blessed with the gift of butchering the English language, both in structure and in spelling. I think you two would get along great!

Sassy said...

Wow. Can you imagine my surprise when I came to hear your side of the story and saw you only had 2 readers. I got done reading and saw 76 comments. Wow. Amazing indeed.

Thanks bunches for the laughs.

Gene, just hang out with Phil for a while. He will teach you a whole new vocabulary. You will have Angie running for the dictionary. heeheehee LOL

I was impressed how well you name rhymes with Jonathans--Elvis and Arvel.

My 4 year old is standing here wanting to know what is so funny. So, mister expert, how do you explain this to a 4-yr-old? LOL

Angie Davis said...

Sherry, just tell Tina that her big sister can spell better than Bro. Gene!

Steve Hight said...

Gene, thank you for standing up for me! What a courageous man you are, testifying in behalf of a humble servant like me in the face of the vicious attacks that have come your way!

Oh, yes, just once at the dessert bar for me, no matter what that other certain person testifies to having seen. She must not have had her glasses on or contacts in or something.

Gene, if you need me to do a eulogy at your martyr's funeral in a few days, just let me know. I'm sure that Jonathan and I can properly order both words and papers so as to appropriately honor our brave and faithful friend who has stood by us so tenaciously in our recent moments of undeserved and unprovoked anguish.

Carrie said...

79 COMMENTS???!!!! I liken this to upping your post count on myHoliness.

Udderly shameful. ;)

Martha C said...

Well, even if you DO only have two readers, you certainly have a record number of comments. I mean, good grief, you usually have to announce a pregnancy to get this many! :-)

David and Sarah Fry said...

Wait..what? Who's pregnant?! Congratulations!

Really, now - 81 comments? You guys make me literally LOL!!

You should hear the cackling coming from my desk.

Hey, would you guys come over sometime? I need to laugh more and you are seriously some of the funniest people I know.